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   Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️ (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 13:25:19 JST Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

   - Referring to Sonic 2006 as Sonic Adventure 3 and Sonic Frontiers as Sonic Adventure 4.
   - Referring to Sonic Forces as Sonic Colors 2.
   - Referring to every fairy tale character as "that one from Shrek."
   - Insisting that Windows Vista was the last good version of Windows.
   - Calling acousto-optic modulators and *only* acousto-optic modulators "sexy."
   - Using CSS variables to rename "width" to "thiccness."

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     Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️ (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 13:31:40 JST Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     - Calling left-handed sugar "wrong sugar."
     - Insisting that Irvine is the best Final Fantasy character.
     - Reminding them to clear their cookies.
     - Insisting that Mr. Pibb and Dublin Dr. Pepper are the only real sodas, and that everything else is an off-brand ripoff.
     - Calling Windows 95 "wrong Mac."
     - Calling macOS "wrong Unix."
     - Calling Linux "wrong."

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     Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️ (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 13:39:00 JST Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

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     - Setting my tab width to 5.
     - Saving everything out to RTF.
     - Uploading photos as *.wmf for some reason.
     - Using every <se.> macro that FFXIV allows.
     - Setting my phone notification sound to the MGS alert noise.
     - Referring to all times of day using Swatch beats (rip cohost).
     - Insisting on watching movies only on DVD. No Blu-ray, no streaming.

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     Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️ (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 14:46:15 JST Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Glyph

     @glyph It's a good noise!

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     Glyph (glyph@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 14:46:16 JST Glyph

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     @xgranade more things should make the MGS alert noise

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     Alex, Oasis Keeper (wizardofdocs@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 14:58:00 JST Alex, Oasis Keeper

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     @xgranade okay, how does the ripoff chain get us to lemon-lime sodas?

     (If nothing else I'm happy to insist that Sun Drop is the only real one of those)

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     Tim wearing-a-mask Green (spodlife@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 22:20:08 JST Tim wearing-a-mask Green

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     @xgranade
     Loving the list. Vista wasn't even the first bad Windows 👹