I am now the proud owner of Hacker Gloves!
The people in the shop thought they were selling me finger-less gloves for weight training, but little do they know!
They are hacker gloves. Gloves that prevent me from getting a fucking allergic reaction to my fucking laptop when typing...
I might also use them for pushing a pram and even lifting weights, but those use-cases are secondary.
My hacker gloves are green.