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   Dan Fixes Coin-Ops (ifixcoinops@retro.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Dec-2024 02:05:07 JST Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

   Standing with one foot on the Tech Fedi jetty and one foot on the Queer Fedi rowboat as it drifts slowly off downstream with my legs getting gradually wider and wider apart as I squeak oh no oh whoops oh heck, my crotch millimetres from the icy water

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     Dan Fixes Coin-Ops (ifixcoinops@retro.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Dec-2024 03:05:21 JST Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

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     🐐 "Dan, you spent years writing a hellthread on the various ways online communities break down, surely you have a more nuanced take on the current meta?"

     🦝 *tucking balls back into ears* I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'VE GOT MY BALLS IN MY EARS

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     Dan Fixes Coin-Ops (ifixcoinops@retro.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Dec-2024 03:05:22 JST Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

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     🦝 "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STRIPEYSOCKED ROMHACKERS" I squeal as the December water finally whispers its first gentle kiss beneath me and my balls shoot out of my ears

     pettter repeated this.