Nothing made the market quarter more chaotic than a new merchant selling something impossibly wondrous.
"Grow your own Pumpkin-Carriage almost instantly! No Fairy Godparent required! Carriage-pulling creatures not included! Also functions as a tiny-cottage with only a few modifications!"
"And how long do they last?"
"This current batch should last at least a year, depending on quantity and determination of the local squirrel populations."