Tired of all of the "bloat" and "features" of Mastodon? Want something that's way less user friendly?
Here's twtxt, "a decentralised, minimalist microblogging service for hackers."
> You want to get some thoughts out on the internet in a convenient and slick way while also following the gibberish of others? Instead of signing up at a closed and/or regulated microblogging platform, getting your status updates out with twtxt is as easy as putting them in a publicly accessible text file.
https://twtxt.readthedocs.io/en/latest/index.html
[This seems like a silly thing that I do not care to use. But I DID like discovering https://docs.asciinema.org/ from its docs]