Sometimes freelancing feels a bit like online dating did:
1. >50% ghosting rate.
2. 'I appreciate your professionalism / honesty / clear communication' is 'you're a really nice guy'.
3. Never knowing whether you'll get past the first call.
4. Occasionally your mates will try and suggest someone for you.
5. Unreasonable expectations / requirements (>6ft, >£75k vs must quote for and fix this bespoke app by tomorrow morning based on a vague description).