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   Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:44 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   It is entirely too after 5pm to deal with someone else's javascript

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:36 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     you have to complain about javascript or alan turing died for nothing

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:37 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     otherwise all that negativity would build up inside me and I might explode. It's like trying to run a fireplace with the chimney blocked, the carbon monoxide will kill you

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:38 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     if you tell a foone "do this javascript thing and don't complain about it online" then you'll have a foone staring at a command line prompt for 8 hours without getting anything done

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:39 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I actually do use javascript and program in it quite a lot!

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:39 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I just hate every minute of it, so I have to kvetch. the kvetching is vital to my ability to code in java fucking script.

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:40 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     see this is why I have problems with companies that have social media policies.

     Cause you see that I'm still doing the JS anyway, right?

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:41 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     computers were a mistake. javascript doubley so

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:42 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I'm looking at this package manager and the install page lists 19 different ways to install it

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:42 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I finally gave in and just followed the install guide on their discord that required me to install a bunch of software on my laptop that is running out of space.

     it compiled for 10 minutes and then immediately threw an error when I went to localhost:8080

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 12:59:43 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     javascript is a perfectly fine language that you should only touch if someone is paying you

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     Luke T. Shumaker (lukeshu@fosstodon.org)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:08:32 JST Luke T. Shumaker

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     • Evan Prodromou

     @foone The other day @evan posted a poll about "If your employer had a Mastodon server for staff, would you use it?" and I just want to say that if a company had a Mastodon server where all their engineers posted foone-style rants, I would be 1000% more likely to give that company my business.

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 13:10:09 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     @lukeshu @evan I know, right? Someone should hire me to do the dual jobs of development and developer PR, Microblogging Division

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 20:11:51 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Alan Turing was gay, and Javascript was invented by a homophobe.
     Funny little world, eh?

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 20:13:10 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     the javascript ecosystem is just XKCD 927 on a loop for 29 years

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     Glyph (glyph@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 20:13:52 JST Glyph

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     @foone only doubley though, never intily so

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     David Nash (dpnash@c.im)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 18:40:35 JST David Nash

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     @foone I am currently paid to touch other languages.

     They also have their faults, but at least debugging by typing “rm -rf node_modules” (while marveling at just how freaking many GB of disk space this frees up) is not one of them.

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