Conversation

Her: Nervous about tonight's game.

Me: Yes, but not because I fear that we'll lose.

Her: Why then?

Me: Because I fear that we'll win.

Her: Why is that scary?

Me: Because it will be a cathartic release of euphoria and a massive high, but—no matter who wins—tomorrow I'll still wake up in this terminally fucked world, and crashing down to such a low from such a big high will be absolutely devastating.

Her: Go Galaxy, I guess?

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