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Things I have done to insult the cat today:

- Told him at lunch he had to finish all the food on his plate before I would give him 4ths.
- Made him get down off the counter after he had his 4ths and then insisted that he wanted 5ths (he did not want 5ths)
- Was 5 minutes late arranging the blankets for his afternoon nap.
- Arranged the blankets the wrong way.
- Arranged the blankets even worse the second time.

Really, what does he pay me for, that I am so incompetent.

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