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   Charlie Stross (cstross@wandering.shop)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-2024 05:49:39 JST Charlie Stross

   Wrt. Dilbert Stark threatening to buy Hasbro (because D&D is "woke"):

   I can feel a new D&D Monster coming on (it's been 45 years since this last happened to me, go easy) … the Muskrat. (Not to be confused with O. zibethicus.) Turns up, eats all your party's gold, shits copiously, then wanders off: doesn't have any treasure, and its meat is tainted.

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     jwz (jwz@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-2024 06:08:18 JST jwz

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     @cstross Shitposting is the best compression algorithm yet discovered. A four word "joke" can unpack into an entire news cycle.

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     Hugo Mills (darkling@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-2024 06:23:08 JST Hugo Mills

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     @cstross Does 3d6 damage every turn. Even if it's not fighting you. Just... anything nearby takes damage, merely from it existing.

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     Olivier Roux (moose) (otolithe@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-2024 06:28:22 JST Olivier Roux (moose)

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     @cstross also, tends to dry hump the leg of the highest level party member.