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Our house has the same color brick as the house next door.

Our house has a similar porch as the one next door.

My husband's vehicle is the same color as the neighbor's vehicle next door.

Thus, this morning at 8:30, someone tried to open our locked screen door.

Spouse went to the door to check things out.

From the other side of the door: "It's the wrong house! ...No, just pull the car out and move it to the driveway next door!"

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