if i was a vegan and still too scared to touch a spider in my home to take it outside peacefully, i'd probably just cum on it to establish dominance tbqh with you fam
though this would quickly turn against me if the spider was a bottom i mean, man, imagine being that spider, hit with multiple times my body mass worth of semen at one instant by some giant ejaculation of an absurdly massive penis, i would cum too in that situation