Kid and I have been trying to figure out where the emphasis belongs and cracking up at the implied pragmatics
Some days the bear eats YOU
Some days the bear EATS you
Some days the BEAR eats you
Some days THE bear eats you <--- ????
Some DAYS the bear eats you < -- ??
SOME days the bear eats you
Can anybody suggest a pragmatic frame that makes number 4 or 5 work?