social media bio types i don't like:
- long self-description appealing to standard categories (e.g. what fandoms you like, your identities)
- pithy oblique one-liner which makes you seem high-culture

social media bio types i like:
- identities self-description but they're little jokes
- one-liner but it's beautiful and lovely
- unmitigated insanity
- your own poetry
- nothing