This one actually IS on my team, which as far as I can tell is the unicorn of tech jobs:
* manager I like
* teammates I like
* almost all work is open source
* reasonable work/life balance
* remote-first (though this spot is in London)
* work is both interesting and useful to the world (make software harder to surveil + more efficient!)
It’s still a megacorp but as far as I can tell this is as good as that gets.