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I am watching this TV show at the moment and in it someone who lost their parents gets adopted by someone who lost their child (both grown ups) which makes me thing.... does anyone maybe want to adopt me? I could really use new parents, mine were absolute assholes and I think I would be a super nice child (like... just don't abuse me and I'll be fine, I am very low maintenance), I would always call on birthdays and stuff. So... if anyone wants to adopt me, my DMs are open, I am taking applications.