Conversation

"The reason I pulled you over is because we've heard reports of a speeding fedi developer"

How fast was I going?

"Too fast, can I see your Spotify Liked Songs and recent commits?"

*opens spotify then github and shows officer*

"Oh damn. You are free to go, sir. I don't have jurisdiction for this level of coolness."

See, proof.

Coolest fedi dev ever™

(fake/cringe but true, i'm down to defend this title in a ring match 💪)