This is a public service announcement, for all those silly people who have cryptocurrency
If you have cryptocurrency. I won't judge you, just hand it over.
You can't reverse the unethical things you did to get them, but you know you should give them to me, deep down, when you think about it, long-term.
Why?--Don't worry, I have a plan
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