US Department of Defense Secretary: Good to meet ya. [shakes hands]
Department of Health and Human Services Secretary: I get your No Handwashing thing, but you may want to wipe them on your pants - I just killed and ate a squirrel in what's left of the Rose Garden.
Government Efficiency Co-Secretary: Grok.
Secretary of Interior: I just killed another dog.
RFK Jr.: Dibs!
[curtain bow] "The Aristocrats!"