1. Cover your stump before u hump
2. Before u attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You cant go wrong, if u shield your dong
7. If you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If u think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If u slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter
11. She wont get sick if u wrap your dick
12. If u go in to heat, package your meat
13. Whle yr undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When u take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in december, gift wrap your member
16. Never,never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!