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I killed an intruder last night.

I’m not gonna lie. It felt pretty good. No, that’s massively underselling it. It felt fucking great. A little retribution for the many transgressions put upon me by a strange, cruel world. Payback for years of unequivocal terror at the hands of blood-sucking parasites. An attempt to beat back the vermin that plague us on a daily basis. One small step for a man. One giant leap for mankind.

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