here's something i can do today for a few people. i have a prime membership, so i can get a lot of things shipped for free. could you use a big box of low-effort instant rice? you add equal parts rice and water, bring it to a boil, then cover and turn it off. it takes 5 minutes but it doesn't go bad or overcook if you don't get back to it right away. a 72-ounce box has over 7,000 calories worth of rice. i'd be happy to buy and send this to you today.