:alert_rgb: A MESSAGE TO THE SPINSTERS WANTING TO FLEE THE STATES AND MOVE TO CANADA: :alert_rgb:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO BECOME MY BRIDE.
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS:
-BE PLEASANT (IMPOSSIBLE)
-LET ME LICK YOUR ARMPITS (HAIRY)
-LET ME CALL YOU MOMMY (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

INQUIRE
BIGMONEYRAPIST@COCK.LI