Someone said “good morning” to me at the bus stop and before thinking about it I said “no it’s not. It is objectively *not* a good morning.”
I regretted this instantly all the bus stop regulars already think I’m a strange little nerd. Now they will think (know?) I’m a weirdly politically obsessed strange little nerd.
But instead of the look 👀 of disapproval, hilariously everyone agreed.
“Bad morning!”
“BAD morning!”