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I just pulled a 1.75l bottle of Kentucky Gentleman bourbon (probably the worst actual bourbon, as opposed to "blended American whiskey", that money can buy) out of my hard times backup liquor cabinet, which is a cardboard box under my desk. I'm actually going to use this shit to make a big jug of punch for later, but I cracked the seal and took a swig right now because why not, it's election day, sodden drunkenness is a tradition as old as the republic.

So that's how my day is going so far!