First -time trick or treater who was about two feet tall and super adorable just pushed open my door and yelled “Candy! Candy!”, this year’s cohort is starting out strong.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 07:18:15 JST mhoye -
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:31 JST mhoye Also the best: families going after a theme. Mom-catwoman rolling up with a baby dressed as the penguin in a harness? With tiny Batman holding her hand, and Larger Penguin Dad nearby? Outstanding.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:31 JST mhoye I have just given candy to a young woman dressed as Charles Hayden Savage from Only Murders In The Building. I know that Steve Martin has achieved some number of notable things in his career, but now he can say that somebody in Ontario is cosplaying his pretend stunt double on Halloween, which I think we can all agree is the only real measure of thespian success.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:31 JST mhoye Solid Men In Black look from two kids just now. One of them flashed me in the face with a light and said, you don’t remember giving us candy, we just got here” so yeah, that’s a good enough gag that I’ll play along.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:31 JST mhoye My favourite, bar none, is when the kids in the homemade costumes I don’t recognize at all roll up and say trick or treat, and I say “… you are?” And they take a deep breath, and you can _see_ them physically restraining themselves from dumping three hours of lore on you before they say “I’m this character from that anime”, and I know that I’m looking at the purest, undiluted kind of fan love.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:32 JST mhoye A traffic light! Two bananas and two Elsa’s, who all looked kind of confused what I called them Team Smoothie.
We’re split about fifty-fifty on the princess/witch axis tonight? I wonder if there’s a historical trend there.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:32 JST mhoye Holy shit, Easy-E? There’s a kid here dressed like Easy-E, saying “I’m Easy E”?!!! Hot damn that’s a deep cut. Somebody’s raising their kids right.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:32 JST mhoye Four mouseketeers? _The_ four mouseketeers? I said this in a bad Dr. Doofenschmirtz imitation, that got me a look.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:33 JST mhoye ‘Aight let’s keep track. Our adorable candy-yeller was a fireman, and came with a witch. Next crowd was five young women done up as two witches and three sharks! I said, bhalaj? And they said, with authority: bhalaj. These women will go far.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:33 JST mhoye Four firefighters, three princesses, and a few pikachu, John 117? The plague doctor without his mask! I guessed immediately, of course and he said “how did you know?”
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:33 JST mhoye The 100% homemade costumes are the best. We’ve got something from Roblox, a bunch of skeletons, a clown that’s also an axe murderer? Solid one-two punch right there. One parent with a heavy Irish accent looked like a coachman, but when I asked said “ah dunnoo! Whatamah?”
His kid muttered something, and he said, really loudly: “staympoonk? Whassa staympoonk?” It was magical.
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mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 09:19:33 JST mhoye Turns out you _can_ see it when a skeleton dies on the inside.
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