It's been hard being a widow and single father after Lizzo ate my wife as she was whaling.

However as I finished work and picked up my daughter from school, I decided to take her to the last White-owned Tim Hortons.

As we had a sosig roll she said, "oi dah, jose trued to take me money again aye, but I gave him a walloping and he yelled 'ay ay ay no plis!'. I hate these beaners so much we have to vote Trump to send them into the soylent green meat grinder".

I'm so proud of how my daughter is. #RacismSavesLives