Conversation

#Today the spouse and I were at the store and a woman stared at the just got the sutures out 5” scar on his forehead.
Then, and she was old enough to know better, she asked him how did it happen.
Without a seconds pause he said ‘my dear it’s a fencing scar but fear not, I bested my opponent’.
She scuttled away and he said ‘I’ve been planning that response all week’.
I’m still giggling.