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>Cat snuck into my bed and cuddled me in my sleep. Got out of bed at 5:30 AM and didn't realize it was there. Put my hand on bed and push myself up to get out of bed. Squash kitty into bed. Kitty didn't even scream and acted like it was no big deal.
What a goober
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@BowsacNoodle If you want the genuine cat experience do it to your wife.
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@marlin One time I was dreaming that I was fighting pirates and elbowed my wife in my sleep. 😎
>heh, you think you're so tough? I commit domestic violence in my sleep!