A statistician, an economist & an accountant apply for a job & are asked to analyse the firm's accounts. At the interview they are asked whether the firm is profitable?
The statistician: 'yes, you made £3.56m profit';
The economist: 'well, I'm pretty sure you made a profit, but not so clear on quite how much';
The accountant: 'Well before I answer, first let me ask you: do you want to make a profit?'
[prompted by a discussion in the FT letters of accounting standards]