#JohnOliver's revelation of the Waffle House plate code (two pickles means a bacon sandwich; add a packet of mayo to the plate for the grill to add an egg) is just fucking astounding.
https://www.thewrap.com/john-oliver-waffle-house-hurricanes/
It's like someone in the C-suite at #WaffleHouse saw a movie about Navajo code talkers in World War II being incomprehensible to the Germans, the rest of the axis, or even allies, and thought "We need something like that, a language spoken by no one in the International House of Pancakes."