Dear Alex, I wrote you, but you still ain’t replied

I sent you DMs, emails, man, I even tried your site

I posted on Fedi last winter, maybe you didn’t see it

Could be the server or your filters, they might be screwin’ with it

I don’t know, maybe I was too drunk when I sent it

But anyways, screw it, how’s Nostr goin’? You get that update sorted?

I’m using your software, man, it’s the best thing ever

I swear, without it, I’d have lost it altogether

My site’s still runnin’, even though I’m a mess

But hey, what about you? Still got time to decompress?

If I have a kid, I’ll name him something cool like Gleason

I know you hear this all the time, but dude, I’m your biggest fan

I even found that early code you shared in some repo, man

My desktop’s covered with your pics and blog posts

That project with GNU too? Yeah, that was the most

Anyway, hope you get this, man, and hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dan