Some "fun" warnings for #Florida tomorrow because of #Hurricane #Milton #HurricaneMilton by my authority as a rando on social media:
Avoid the water because #vibrio: people get horrible skin infections from #flood waters
Avoid the water because #alligators: they get uprooted and travel for miles cranky and lurking in bizarre spots
Avoid the water because of floating gobs of fire #ants: they float together and look for dry land, don't let them think you're dry land
TLDR:
Avoid #floodwaters