Conversation

Relevant to how I’m feeling at the moment: I have no idea where I first saw this “Improved Pain Scale,” but it continues to amuse me. (Pain scales are annoying, how do you convey pain?!) (also - bees may vary!) (Also - THIS IS HUMOUR DO NOT @ ME!)
1: It might be an itch
2: I just need a bandaid
3: It’s kind of annoying (with swears)
4: This is concerning but I can still work
5: Bees?
6: BEES!
7: I can’t stop crying
8: I can’t move it hurts so bad
9: Mauled by a bear or Ninjas
10: Unconscious