Bear with me; let's talk about the elephant in the room. I was a fly on the wall and a little birdie told me that there's a snake in the grass. She's been a busy little bee weaving her web of lies, but you don't have to have eagle eyes to see that chameleon jackass is crying crocodile tears.
It's bullshit! You can't swing a cat on mastodon about it without stirring up a hornet's nest in your mentions from monkeys on typewriters. She's outfoxed everyone.
- texts from last night, Animorph edition