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Become your wife. 😏
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That's realistic af. Ypu file your own missing person's report as your wife, fake your own death and become her all in one fell swoop! *Side eyes his wifey*
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And leave everything to her in your will. It's like highlander only gayer.
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What about a jew playing a Scott?
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@Humpleupagus @notabnormal @MarbleDildo @Dudebro Highlander wasn't gay, well except for Sean Connery playing Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez a Spaniard, with a Scottish accent, ok gay. There was boobies and a lack of niggers though.
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What's the difference?
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Regularly. At the point I'm getting disbarred, I'm gonna call them all niggers. 😒
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Do you ever imagine you are going to be sitting in a bar hearing while a panel of your peers reads the bad legal advice you give out on the fedi?
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s m a r t
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In all seriousness, I'm not a fan of the bar. Those guys are all government lackies that have never had a real job. They live in ivory tower and are completely disconnected from the people they govern. They tend to screw over the solos and small firms and will play soft ball with the big firms and politically connected.
I've seen them turn the other way when guys do really messed up shit, and also hammer a guy for something minor.
Also, if you lose a disciplinary action, you have to pay their fees in addition to other penalties. They don't pay yours if you win. It forces the smaller guys to just give up.
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Most discipline is for invading a client trust account, which I get. But I knew a guy who got his license suspended and had to pay the bar because his partner became schizophrenic, literally, and ran with the firms money without warning. Somehow it was his fault.
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not you
but that entire scenario sounds so jewish
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See those fuckers will hang someone on a technical "it was your trust account too," even where the attorney did literally everything he was supposed to or could. That's the ivory tower part. They have no soul.
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all i know is next time im out doing hood rat things with my friends and the cops come im calling you.