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   Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:40:22 JST Sir Nedwood

   I am sick to death of companies making me fill out creditor forms!

   Customer: I'd like a quote for X
   Me: Sure here's a quote for X
   Customer: I'd like to go ahead with that quote, but first you have to fill out this 10 page questionnaire and sign a contract that says you don't own slaves.

   Bitch, just give me the money. This is not a 'business relationship'. You're just a customer.

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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:40:22 JST iced depresso

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     @ned :gutkato_kjooo: what an oddly specific request.
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:44:44 JST iced depresso

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     @ned i've never been asked for an escape from tarkov form
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     Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:44:45 JST Sir Nedwood

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     • iced depresso

     @icedquinn

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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:48:28 JST iced depresso

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     @ned i know some infantecimal amount of people ask about 'certified slave free' stuff but i've never been asked for one.
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     Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 09:48:30 JST Sir Nedwood

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     • iced depresso

     @icedquinn About 10-20% of our customers do this now. Before the lost years this never happened at all. It's some sort of DEI rot that's seeped it's way into corporate administration.

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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 10:00:47 JST iced depresso

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     @ned yeah i probably would just say no if they asked for more than esigning a contract
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     Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 10:00:48 JST Sir Nedwood

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     • iced depresso

     @icedquinn The ABSOLUTE WORST is companies that have a SAP portal. You have to go there, sign up for an account, set up 2 factor auth, fill out the form, watch a 15min training video, sign a contract with a bunch of bullshit hidden in there, create a new project ID, and then submit your invoice for approval.

     Meanwhile, the Department of Defense pays with a credit card like a normal person.