Conversation

“Hello, this is Kelsey, we have been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty”

*sigh* “Where did your life go wrong?”

“Ma’am?”

“What life choices led to you working in a call center reading these scam scripts”

“Um…I don’t have a answer for that on my script. And we work from home. Uh, are you aware that our service can…”

“Stop, Kelsey. Put the script down. I’m trying to help you here. Just think, what would you rather be doing? When did you turn away from that?”

“Um, I guess, ah, why am i telling you this. When I gave up playing bass guitar”

“What year was that?”

“Must have been 2033 or early 34”

“Okay, please hold”

“Wha-“

I punch a code into my vortex manipulator. *ZZZAAPPPP*

*ZZZAAPPPP* “Okay thank you for holding, are you i still there?”

*silence*

“You’re welcome, Kelsey. Have a nice life.”

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