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   :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:09 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

   Good morning folks

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     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:05 JST 13 barn owls in a trenchcoat

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     @DarkestKale

     throws a cracker into the middle of the subreddit and waits for something to happen

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:06 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Like, listen, fellas.

     I'm not saying dudes can't get paid. They clearly can.

     But if you are a guy, wanting to manage girls, in porn... you gotta actually bring something to the fucking table here.

     Most of the early sologirl sites were run by guys, and they could at-fucking-least hold a camera and code HTML.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:06 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Phil Flash and Steve Lightspeed?

     Not even very amazing photographers.

     But, they knew how to run websites, find talent, and get paid.

     (Last I heard, Steve Lightspeed bought some rando .ai URL so it seems he's gonna lean into cutting the 'real girls' part out of the equation, dunno how that's gonna go. Prob. way too soon tech-wise)

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:06 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     I mean, fuck me: if you 'entrepeneurs' are just gonna sit around jerking each other off rather than actually doing anything, at least film it.

     There is an audience for THAT, after all...

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:07 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     One leg (and a second foot) in forty mins...

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:07 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     #TwilightImperium session for #RPG night went pretty well.

     Grandpa, the space turtle, threatened the head of security for the <Redacted plot thing> and got him to confess to being <redacted>.

     Then... pirates.

     ... and we ended mid-confrontation with the station's guards trying to arrest us, fighting pirates, with Grandpa and another character trying to forcibly board the pirate's spaceship as they were trying to escape, dragging the head pirate along with us.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:07 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     You could feel the GM just kinda going 'annnnnd that, your Honour, is where the whole campaign fell right off the rails'

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:07 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Laughing fucking hard at a thread I stumbled into about people trying to set up 'OFM's (ie: OnlyFans management).

     Like, the entire thread is just dudes screaming 'I would love to collaborate with you!' to other dudes who also want to 'collaborate' with them, and zero actual thought being put into 'hey, so, uh... how do we get models to be part of this?'

     Meanwhile, the girls are laughing and getting paid and thinking 'Y'know, Findom is lucrative...'

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:08 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Rpg night tonight (fingers crossed), and if you think 'hey, Kale, you've been on Twilight Imperium for a while', yes that's true... And we have not played many sessions

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:08 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Some of this has been my own motivation, some misfortune, etc.

     *long shrug*

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:08 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     I'm sure it's an accident that their logo looks like it says 'SPH Tools' rather than SP Tools, but it's making me laugh.

     Especially since their catalogue has booth babes for... Reasons.

     (for people who don't know: SPH stands for 'Small Penis Humiliation')

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:08 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Little bit more on this #gunpla after work.

     The lighting here is much better than in my study...

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 01:11:09 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Ghost elevators full of whiskey: it's how you raise people's spirits

     (thank you, that's a Kale original joke)