Chat I'm absolutely cooked.
I just did a bunch of crunch work and finally submitted everything which was a lot.
Then foolishly I thought hey I should play some deadlock before going to bed.
The average match length in deadlock is 20-30 mins.
With high MMR, I got stuck in a match to where both teams were even and I was held hostage for 2 hours and 15 minutes.
It got to a point where every single character in the game could immediately one shot in istio every other character so it literally devolved into massive team fights to where one or two people would escape with their lives reset and do the exact same thing over again.
We finally got a team killer and I was finally freed!