Conversation

Me: "Today it's been nothing but Cheerios, cake, and coffee."

My son: "Ah, a regular, balanced breakfast!"

Me: "And lunch, and...wait, who's doing dinner today? Is it--"

My son: *with a pitying look* "Me. Go back to your office, it's a release day and you're not rational."

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