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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 22:24:15 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Stayed in a posh five star hotel to impress a new girlfriend. Got naked and jumped in to bed, after a bit of foreplay I slipped off the bed to get a condom out of my bag , and left the biggest fudge strip ever, across the lavish bedding. We never survived.

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     Neil Hopkins (satsuma@dice.camp)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 22:24:15 JST Neil Hopkins

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     @fesshole Can we just change the name of this account to “For gods sake, just wash your arse”?

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