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G'day!

AI repairman here.

People complain that AI hallucinates, that it plain makes things up.

My job is to fix it.

Despite what you might think, I don't go tweaking the AI settings to make it tell the truth.

Nope. I tweak reality instead.

I hate to tell you this, but if the AI says you're dead, then you are dead.

And if you aren't?

Then it's my job to fix that.

Sorry. And farewell!

#MicroFiction #tootfic