Conversation

Well, Chet, the steaming pile of filth delivered as expected, in fact, it was almost a Greatest Hits of steaming filth, delivered in an even more intensely spittle-flecked rage than normal. At the other lectern, the overly competent lifetime public servant struggled to contain her amazement, pity, and all-too-human joy, which is something we don’t normally see on the debate stage and may have shocked some viewers. So I’d say it was a draw, all in all. Our advertisers want this to stay close.