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   Geoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (_thegeoff@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 11:16:34 JST Geoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

   Death: "MR JAMES EARL JONES?"

   JEJ: "IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?"

   Death: "ARE YOU DOING MY VOICE?"

   JEJ: "NO. PRATCHETT WROTE YOU WITH MY VOICE IN MIND."

   Death: "WOW. THAT'S A FIRST."

   JEJ: "AND THE ONLY TIME. IN ETERNITY. BEER?"

   Death: "I THINK I NEED ONE."

   James gently took his hand and led him into the desert.

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     econads (econads@mendeddrum.org)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 01:11:42 JST econads

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     • Jan Ainali

     @ainali @_thegeoff
     As you should know, if Death goes missing, terrible things occur..

     #discworld cannon..

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     Jan Ainali (ainali@social.coop)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 01:11:44 JST Jan Ainali

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     @_thegeoff
     There is no beer in the desert, but Death was too shook to realize that and just followed along gently.

     In the deep desert, much like in space, no one can hear you scream.

     Some time later, only James returned.

     *Everyone* lived, surprised, ever after.

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     David S (pionir@toot.bike)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 01:11:54 JST David S

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     @_thegeoff I always thought getting Christopher Lee as the voice of Death in Soul Music was the most inspired bit of voice casting since David Jason did Dangermouse and now whenever I watch Lord of the Rings I think "ooh, it's Death"

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