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   Angry Sun (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:12:53 JST Angry Sun
   If you are being attacked by a shark, your first instinct may be to swim away from the shark. But according to experts, you should actually swim into its mouth.
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     snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:14:57 JST snacks

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     @sun sharks are def experts on shark attacks
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:15:52 JST iced depresso

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     @sun boop em on the nose
     they hate being touched
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     bartholin (bartholin@fops.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:19:21 JST bartholin

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     @sun If you're cold, they're cold. Swim into their mouth
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     Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:19:24 JST Zergling_man

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     @sun The experts:
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:20:58 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @sun yeah, sure :smugsiptea:
     
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     gray (gray@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:45:42 JST gray

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     A shark ate me today. I was pretty bummed about it but then I thought the shark was probably happier having eaten me than I was uneaten. So whatever.
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     special-boy :verified: (special-boy@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:59:36 JST special-boy :verified:

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     @kim @lucy @sun
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     poggie ?️‍⚧️ (kim@linfan.moe)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:59:37 JST poggie ?️‍⚧️

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     @lucy @sun
     the apex predator when a mammal in a dumbass suit rotates it
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 23:14:59 JST 翠星石

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     @sun If a shark is actually attacking you, you don't have much chance - the end result will be what happens when a shark attacks a sea.
     
     Many cases of shark "attacks" seems to be sharks wondering what's in the water and as that is really their only means available, to test that out, sharks give things a bite - usually the shark determines that the thing is the water is too bony to be worth eating and so swims off, but the frail human body doesn't resist getting bitten very well and thus usually proceeds to bleed out.
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 23:16:21 JST 翠星石

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     @sun If a shark is actually attacking you, you don't have much chance - the end result is almost like to be what happens when a shark attacks a seal successfully.
     
     Many cases of shark "attacks" seems to be sharks wondering what's in the water and as that is really their only means available, to test that out, sharks give things a bite - usually the shark determines that the thing is the water is too bony to be worth eating and so swims off, but the frail human body doesn't resist getting bitten very well and thus usually proceeds to bleed out.