Oh wow, jokes about OpenBSD being a "theocracy" and I'm sure I'm not the only one to contemplate the definition of Theo as related to the project founder, but this BSDCan talk goes all the way in the liturgical realms from a friggin theologian!
https://toobnix.org/w/p/cnQ1NJHwU9SXVW63Q8z212?playlistPosition=5&resume=true
"Summa Tetraodontidae: Thomas Aquinas Explores OpenBSD's Medieval Orderliness By: Corey Stephan"