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   Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:31:00 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

   oh good the equifax website account creation doesn't work on chromium either

   it's time for PHONE CALLS AGAIN

   #christ #herewego #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:51 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     and now they've made me

     get this

     for SECURITY REASONS

     if I want to put a FREEZE on my CREDIT REPORTS for SECURITY PURPOSES

     for fucking SECURITY PURPOSES

     i have to wait for someone to fucking CALL ME

     and then I give them EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD BY VOICE OVER THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHO HAS CALLED ME.

     This is LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD NEVER DO

     and it is EXACTLY WHAT THEY MAKE YOU DO.

     These companies should be BOMBED.

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:52 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     LOVE being tethered to a fucking telephone

     (even if I can carry it around)

     THANKS FOR WASTING MY AFTERNOON, HORSEFUCKERS

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:52 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     oh okay now this is amazing

     #equifax have called me back

     TO PUT ME ON HOLD AGAIN

     Paul Cantrell repeated this.
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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:53 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     apparently this worked for anna so I'm gonna wait it out and shelter in place for this phone call

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:54 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     this voicetree voice sounds like the starlost computer guy

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VEaU4G_e7k

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:54 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     you lot are severely lucky you didn't get the hold music again

     mind you it was only because i couldn't find it before the automated system said "we'll call you back later" and hung up

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:55 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     if it doesn't understand you, it backs up to the previous menu

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:55 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     oh ho if you wait long enough it wants you to say _agent_ even though the other times are _representative_.

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:56 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     take three LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:56 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     if you answer before it's entirely through whatever voicemail menu it might be spooling at you right now, it backs up to the previous menu

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:57 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     every answer this time is gonna be REPRESENTATIVE

     "I understand you would like to speak to an agent, is this correct?"

     okay I'll say "yes" this time. but that's it.

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:57 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     it's demanding i go to the website

     it's demanding i go to the website

     it hung up on me.

     #equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:58 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     take two LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

     #Equifax

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:59 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     (no you don't want that you want me to hit the pound sign button despite the fact that everything else is voice)

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:30:59 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     and it told me to copy a bunch of documents but didn't say which and mail to them to a post office box, what the actual fuck, and then hung up on me.

     United Healthcare, you have competition!

     #Equifax #UnitedHealthcare

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:31:00 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     i hate voice recognition bullshit so much

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     Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:31:00 JST Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

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     how do I say "the pound sign"? do you actually want me to say "the pound sign"?