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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-2024 23:23:23 JST Matthew Lyon -
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 02:01:53 JST Matthew Lyon we put out a (often bad) short joke next to the kid’s toothbrush in the morning so they’ll remember to brush their teeth. I think I’m gonna start sharing them with y’all
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 02:02:12 JST Matthew Lyon Jammies
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 00:24:38 JST Matthew Lyon Nothing — vegetables can’t talk
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 23:30:54 JST Matthew Lyon It’s tricera-bottom
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 03:20:20 JST Matthew Lyon It depends on the scales
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coldclimate (coldclimate@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 03:51:51 JST coldclimate @mattly this is now my new clean joke, kept in reserve for family occasions. Thank you
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coldclimate (coldclimate@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 04:29:05 JST coldclimate @mattly amazing, thank you
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 23:55:11 JST Matthew Lyon An envelope
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Aug-2024 00:04:15 JST Matthew Lyon The Thesaurus
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 01:44:06 JST Matthew Lyon It was a head
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 01:00:41 JST Matthew Lyon Nevermind, it’s tear-able
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Emelia 👸🏻 (thisismissem@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 01:11:14 JST Emelia 👸🏻 @mattly oooffh I think I got a papercut 😂
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2024 01:07:44 JST Matthew Lyon Taking pop quizzes
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Sep-2024 01:09:57 JST Matthew Lyon Because you can’t C in the dark
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Sep-2024 23:25:57 JST Matthew Lyon In a sale boat
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 23:30:15 JST Matthew Lyon They go to the moovies
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 23:37:03 JST Matthew Lyon Tooth pics
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 00:14:36 JST Matthew Lyon Prov-alone
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 01:49:53 JST Matthew Lyon To get to the other slide?
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 23:28:02 JST Matthew Lyon Because they can’t dress themselves yet
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masukomi (masukomi@connectified.com)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 23:39:36 JST masukomi @mattly and because toxic masculinity doesn't let us dress young boys in dresses with easy access to clean the lower half anymore.
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masukomi (masukomi@connectified.com)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2024 00:10:45 JST masukomi @mattly gotcha. Sorry i missed that
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 01:26:16 JST Matthew Lyon They couldn’t see that well
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2024 00:17:14 JST Matthew Lyon Numbers not divisible by two
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Emelia 👸🏻 (thisismissem@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-2024 00:08:05 JST Emelia 👸🏻 @mattly how do you know the corn isn't listening?
(to make this spookier I've seen studies showing that plants respond to different music)
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 23:27:06 JST Matthew Lyon Light blue
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josh susser (joshsusser@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 01:09:17 JST josh susser @mattly
DUNG!
(sorry, but I never outgrew Monty Python) -
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 23:23:33 JST Matthew Lyon Put a little boogie on it
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 23:22:23 JST Matthew Lyon You push it
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Matthew Lyon (mattly@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 27-Sep-2024 14:56:57 JST Matthew Lyon An animal in a baaaaaaad mooooood
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