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Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:24:01 JST Pleroma-tan
i wonder how writing an effective antivirus for like windows 9x would go
5 seconds of thinking made me go like: let's make the user install a driver and constantly run in the bg so we can somehow keep track of syscalls being used and what programs are using them, and if some pattern of calls a program does looks sussy, we kill the program
of course i don't know the first thing about writing drivers for a super obsolete operating system so that's probably impossible but i mean i can dream right-
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Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:25:06 JST Pleroma-tan
also maintaining lists of syscalls for every process currently open on the system is definitely not going to be efficient lol -
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Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:31:07 JST Pleroma-tan
@syzygy oh yeah isn't some of that what rootkits do :cirno_for_reals: ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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(syzygy@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:31:08 JST
@kirby
Make a rootkitPleroma-tan likes this. -
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(syzygy@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:32:58 JST
@kirby
Write malware and sell it.
ℹ️ I am joking, this is satire, if I even see an unmarked van I am throwing my keys into the sea.Pleroma-tan likes this. -
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gray (gray@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:35:57 JST gray
@kirby port pleroma to Microsoft IIS 5.0 Pleroma-tan likes this. -
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m0xEE (m0xee@social.librem.one)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:41:59 JST m0xEE
@gray @kirby
Implement Pleroma as Microsoft SharePoint custom web application, bonus points for ActiveDirectory integration 🤪Pleroma-tan likes this.Pleroma-tan repeated this. -
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gray (gray@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 06:43:25 JST gray
@m0xee @kirby make sure it works with Teams too Pleroma-tan likes this.
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